Nick: Oh my god are you kidding me? I JUST fell asleep.
*me walking over to window and pulling up the blinds*
Me: And there's a lot of people walking around and loud talking and stuff. Unbelievable!
Nick (mumbles and turns over): It sounds like a good time.
*me pressing my nose into the window pane*
Me: And look, there's a keg! This thing is going to go on all night! The nerve! Just listen!
*me opening window*
Nick: It's Friday. It sounds like what normal people do on a Friday night.
Me: That's not bothering you? Listen to how loud that music is when I opened the window.
Nick: No, it's not bothering me.
Me: But it's keeping us awake!
Nick: There's only one bothering me right now.
Me: I caution you to be very, very careful about what you say next, keeping in mind that now that I'm pregnant with our third and final child I no longer have any incentive to have sex with you ever again.