Restaurant Hostess: Excuse me?
Me: Your wait, how is it?
Restaurant Hostess: *blank stare*
Me: *expectant stare*
Restaurant Hostess: *blank stare*
Me: *hungry stare*
Restaurant Hostess: *mad stare*
Me: *scared stare*
Restaurant Hostess: Why would you ask me something like that?
Me: Ummm... I don't know...uhhh... I guess... huh?
Restaurant Hostess: I mean, how did you know I was trying to lose weight?
Me: Am I being punked? I was talking about your double you, aaaay, eye, tee.
Restaurant Hostess: Oooooh right! Yeah. Twenty minutes.
Me: And by the way you totally don't need to lose any weight.
Restaurant Hostess: Actually a table just opened up - right this way.
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lmao
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