The wait

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Me (upon entering restaurant): How's your wait?

Restaurant Hostess: Excuse me?

Me: Your wait, how is it?

Restaurant Hostess: *blank stare*

Me: *expectant stare*

Restaurant Hostess: *blank stare*

Me: *hungry stare*

Restaurant Hostess: *mad stare*

Me: *scared stare*

Restaurant Hostess: Why would you ask me something like that?

Me: Ummm... I don't know...uhhh... I guess... huh?

Restaurant Hostess: I mean, how did you know I was trying to lose weight?

Me: Am I being punked? I was talking about your double you, aaaay, eye, tee.

Restaurant Hostess: Oooooh right! Yeah. Twenty minutes.

Me: And by the way you totally don't need to lose any weight.

Restaurant Hostess: Actually a table just opened up - right this way.