This morning while talking to my sister Beth:
Beth: I just spent $74 on gas!
Me: Holy cow - how many gallons is your tank?
Beth: Well I also bought some beer.
Me: Of course you did.
Beth: And some lotto tickets.
Me: Why do you waste your money on that junk?
Beth: Because I truly believe, deep down in my heart, that I'm going to win. I don't need to win the mega millions or anything. I just need about 2 - 3 million to get by.
Me: Sure you do.
Beth: And I pray to God about it, and tell him that I should win because I'll do good things with it. I mean, I'm not going to teach blind kids to ride horses or anything, but I'll buy Mimi her hair do every few months. I'll be generous.
Me: You're a good egg.