Me: I can't believe I'm drinking beer. I'm supposed to be on a diet. I have to get on a scale in front of thousands of people on Monday.
Angie: You need to give yourself a break every once in a while from a diet.
Me: I've only been on the diet for six hours.
Angie: *scrunches face up* ooooh.
*eyes light up, points finger in air* Or... you could drink so much you throw up and then it would be like you never even had dinner. Win win.
*takes bite of burrito*
In good times...
In bad times...
I'll be on your side forever more...
That's what friends are for...
5 comments:
Do you get to be Dionne or Stevie? I would totally pick Dionne, because she's a psychic too ;)
bhahaha i like the way she thinks I however stick with the pics or it never happened theory
I would totally pick Stevie because then I could get a cool dog that I could take into the grocery store.
I CAN tell you that tearing your esophagus from vomiting a whopper(alcohol induced) will help you lose weight(a good 5-10lbs). For a solid week after tearing said esophagus you will only want to lick butter off toast because even swallowing your saliva will be excruciating. The fever and chills will be bearable and will go away as will your muffin top!
So you're telling me I could lose my muffin top. I can't seem to get this knife down my throat fast enough.
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