Big hot mess

Nick: My family is going on vacation to Florida this summer, do you want to go?

Me: Oh yeah! That sounds like a lot of fun. Plus it will give me a little extra motivation to get back in shape.

Nick: You just had two babies! You look great. You're always so hard on your...

Me: STOP! Please. Just let me say this. I'm not fishing for compliments. Just let me say this and don't say anything, ok?

Nick: Ok.

Me: I look at myself in the mirror and my body is a disaster. I don't even recognize it. There are so many things going on that I don't know where to start. I'm a big hot mess.

Nick: (silence)

Me: I knew it. You think I'm fat.