Me: Oh yeah! That sounds like a lot of fun. Plus it will give me a little extra motivation to get back in shape.
Nick: You just had two babies! You look great. You're always so hard on your...
Me: STOP! Please. Just let me say this. I'm not fishing for compliments. Just let me say this and don't say anything, ok?
Me: I look at myself in the mirror and my body is a disaster. I don't even recognize it. There are so many things going on that I don't know where to start. I'm a big hot mess.
Me: I knew it. You think I'm fat.