WHAT. THE. F.
These cookies were supposed to look like the picture (right). A nice festive bunch of appetizing mint chocolate chip delights I baked for my neighbors to prove I'm not a total loser despite the fact that our house has more weed than The Yin Yang Twins.
Instead they look like what was left on the street after the State Fair 4th of July parade of horses.
But at least they taste ok, right?
I don't know how, but I managed to burn the shit out of the bottom while the tops are still doughy.
F. F. F. F.