Just a normal breakfast

So somewhere between hospital days one and three the balance of power shifted and Nick became THE BEST PARENT IN THE MAYER HOUSE EVER!! MOMMY WHO!? I've already forgotten all of the awesome things she did for me over the past year! You're the GREATEST, DAD!

Blech.

Nick also happens to be the most competitive person on the planet - he forces me to play Rock Paper Scissors like five million times a day - so of course he's basking in Ellie's new found adoration and the fact that I now suck.

However, he's been making her breakfast every day while I feed the baby and it's starting to get a little ridiculous.

I think he's moved beyond appreciating Ellie's attention to deliberately trying to sabotage me if I should ever try to give her a normal looking meal again.


Bastard.