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Last night my Fussy Friend Stacey and I went to see Bob Saget do stand up. She is my Fussy Friend because she will ask the waitress eight ... -
Oh my god trying to lose weight sucks balls so bad. Big wrinkled sweaty smelly bloated old man balls and I hate it. I worked out five day... -
Last night I dreamed that I was drafted by the Cardinals to be the first female professional baseball player in history. I was a closer... -
The day after Hadley was born they took out my catheter and my worst fear was realized - I couldn't pee. Well now that's not enti... -
In an effort to absolve a few of the things I did on my wedding night that I'm pretty sure are against God's natural plan for men ... -
This morning I had my 10 weeker with J.T. my Trusty O.B. and he asked me if I'd like to have another ultrasound. You know, because I suf... -
Chances are, you're reading this because you feel like a complete failure as a parent. A loser, a deadbeat, a complete waste of spac... -
I went to snatch it out of her hands but then I remembered she can't read. WARNING: If your last name is, or ever has been, Mayer o... -
There is at least one point in my day when, if Nick were to walk in the house unexpectedly, he would promptly turn right around and never... -
Don't let the halo fool you. A few weeks ago my 3-year-old dropped her nap. It sounds so nonchalant when I say it that way; like i...
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