My New Flyer


In light of the fact that I spend the majority of my waking hours answering the same five questions over and over, I am going to have the following flyer printed and available for distribution later this afternoon:

1. September 15.

2. Yes, I REALLY have three months left. You look really ugly with your eyeballs bulging out that far, by the way.

3. No, I don't know how it got this big.

4. Yes, I'm sure there is only one in there.

5. Heh heh heh yes, I am familiar with the Hindenburg. You're quite funny. And old.