A Day in the Life of a Twit


Nick: What are you doing?
Me: I'm working on my Twitter strategy.
Nick: What's Twitter?
Me: Ummm, well, hmmm. You know, it's... umm... basically, you get followers, and you tell them what you're up to and share stuff from the web.
Nick: That sounds horrible and pointless. Why would anyone waste their time with something like that? And what the hell is a Twitter strategy?
Me: Well, I'm trying to figure out how to get followers without people feeling like I'm spamming them.
Nick: What's spamming?
Me: When you get a bunch of followers and tweets from casinos and strippers and porn sites and stuff.
Nick: I want a Twitter.